Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
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I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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