I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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