I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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