dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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