New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
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I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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