just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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