I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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