What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
im calling her cock vulture from now on
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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