Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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