"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
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I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood