I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
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