shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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