I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
please don't ironically join a cult
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