No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Your cock deserves a montage
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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