Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
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Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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