i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I can't turn off my feet"
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize
