Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Let's paint friendship bongs
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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