Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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