I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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