well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
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I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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