Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
