Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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