You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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