ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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