is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Liz is crying about burritos again.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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