Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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