he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
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We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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