You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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