We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
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I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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