That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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