Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I'm always down for nudity.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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