next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
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His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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