sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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