Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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