I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
