No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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