Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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