Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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