i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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