I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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