Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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