Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
i need some magic done to my vagina
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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