Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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