you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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