So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
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Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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