I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
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the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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