If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
