Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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