I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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