She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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