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(805): View more from California

So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair

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(626): View more from California

What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?

(1-626): View more from California

You have mice?

(626): View more from California

no why?

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(214): View more from Texas

i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable

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(701): View more from North Dakota

so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.

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(831): View more from California

we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?

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(571): View more from Virginia

Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.

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(807): View more from Ontario

Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.

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