just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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