i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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