If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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