love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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